Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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