physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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