Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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