Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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