Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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