we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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