No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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