How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i out mim tonsoeep
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