so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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