goodnight i made you a song goodbye
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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