weddingsv make me drug and hornr
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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