i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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