Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
honey bunches of taint.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
