garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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