Where are you?
In a non slutty way
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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