I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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