hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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