WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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