Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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