oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
