dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This house was built for laser tag.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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