I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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