I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I believe in your delicious
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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