On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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