Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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