I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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