you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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