I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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