my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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