oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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