Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
