so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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