i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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