Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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