it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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