well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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