smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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