You work out of a Hotel?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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