But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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