look no pants
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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