I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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