OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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