She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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