Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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