I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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