I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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