I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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