Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
