No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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