Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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