He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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