Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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