Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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