eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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