If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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